Hindi Adult Jokes

Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen:1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5…


Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye main marr gyi,
Phir andar kon hai?


Karnal Prowhat k hath larki lag gai Foji sex kartay kartay udher hi mar gaya.
karnal ne aakar Salute kia...
Logon ne kaha.
Karnal sahib, Is ne to ghalat kaam kia, Phir b aap is ko Daad de rahe ho?
.
Karnal ne jawab dia:
Ye wo Jawan hay jis ne jaan to dedi magar Morcha nahi chora.