Bengali SMS

Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.


Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!


Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms


Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK

Bangali SMS

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..


A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"


Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma


February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Bengali SMS Collection

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura…
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.


Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.

Bengali SMS Collection

badonar bihera dariya tumaka suddu dekese.nistobbdo hoyasa tumar agate amar ai mon.tobu kano ai min suddu tumar kota babba.tume ar ame dutty mona futtasilo ja full aj jorra porasa suddu tumar karona.moyabini nas.....?


Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona...
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.


Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura...
Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura

Bengali SMS Messages

Love Sms Korlam Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer Babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar Baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms


Thala! Thala! Kattadura Namma Poochipandiku Message Anappikite Irukkan.
Kattaduraiku Kattam Sarilla Namaku Message Anapparathe Avanuku Polapa Pochi Eduda Cella Anappuda Gud
Morni, Gud After, Gud Night Messagea
Thala Namma Cellula Balance Illa Ok Next Meet Panren


Okathile Ettavum Valiya Heart Surgon Neeyanu.. Karanam Oru Murivu Polumillathe, Orittu Rakham Polum
Cheethathe Nee Enthe Hrydyathil Kayariyunnalloo.....

Bengali Messages

Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Valo Kore Aage Take Jane Nao,Sa Kamon Doron.
Aabeg Ta Komia Aalap Ta Jomia Aage Jena Nao Tar Vator Goron..Pore Dio Mon!


February Amar Bhai Ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami Ki Volita Pa...Ri!!!


Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor,
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor,
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura...
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.

Bengali SMS Collection

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..


Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma


Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,()
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Bangla SMS

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!



Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!


Wo khush ikhlaqi....
Wo payari ankhein....
Wo MASOOM sa chehra....
Wo UMDA ZEHAN....
Wo Nice Personality.

New Bengali Messages Collection

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite
irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku
polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren


Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!



Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.

Bengali Short Messages

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms


Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.


Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

Romantic Bangla SMS Messages

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!


Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!


Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,()
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Funny Bangla SMS

Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...
Love sms Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile


Love sms Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!


February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

Benga SMS Collection

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.


Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura


Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Funny Bengali SMS

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!


Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.


Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!

Bengali Friendship SMS Collection

Love sms Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!



i Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,Romantic sms
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!b



Love sms Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

Bengali Text SMS Messages

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear


Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms


Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!

Bengali SMS Messages Collection

Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear


Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!


Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.



Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor,
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor,
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura…
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.

Bangla Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Nate: Nana, 2mer boyos koto?
Nana: kure bsor.
Nate: bolo ki? Matro 20 bosor?
Nana: er beshi je ami gunte pare na.


Chakuridata:ai job ar jonno amer akjon responsible lok lagbe
Chakute parthi:ami say lok jake apne khujsen.
Chakuridata: keno?
Chakuriparthi:ager chakurite kharap kusu gotle e Boss bolto ami er jonno responsible.


Roge: Dakter sab,amake kukure kamrayse.
Doctor: apne janen na je amar roge dekhar somoy 4-8 ta.
Roge: ami ta jane,kintu oi hotochora kukur ta ar ota jane na.


Matal: kire tor abba koy?
Boy: ki dorker?
Matal: ai talgasta chayte ailam, ata dia akta hater lathi banabo.
Boy: ai gasta abba mesowak korar jonno rekhe diease.