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Showing posts with label Double Meaning SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Double Meaning SMS. Show all posts
Adult Double Meaning SMS Messages
Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai
"Light chali gai hai"
"Aadmi bnaijo Replied"
complain officer: "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao"
"Light chali gai hai"
"Aadmi bnaijo Replied"
complain officer: "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao"
Double Meaning SMS Text Messages
Pehle gale se lagao,
Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao,
Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia,
to pamper badlo
Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
laga..
kal ye pakke bimar hogi.
Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao,
Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia,
to pamper badlo
Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
laga..
kal ye pakke bimar hogi.
Sonia Gandhi Funny SMS
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha
Double Meaning Messages
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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,
,
,
,
,
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mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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,
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mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Husband Wife Funny SMS
Some Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!
Funny Double Meaning Text Messages
"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"
"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
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Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . .
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G karta hai k aj Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ... Aap ki
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"
"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
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Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . .
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G karta hai k aj Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ... Aap ki
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...
Adult Double Meaning SMS Messages
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...
Double Meaning Text Messages
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
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Think..
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Think..
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Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
.
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
.
NAAK SAAF
.
Hamesha Ganda Sochna
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
.
Think..
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Think..
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Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
.
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
.
Always Think POSITIVE
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
.
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
.
NAAK SAAF
.
Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Funny Double Meaning SMS
Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere 200 msg aur free hain
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere 200 msg aur free hain
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Double Meaning Text Messages
Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.
Team main hamesha ye Qualities hon chayie
Really missed you today. Just thought of telling you..
What's your name anyway!
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.
Team main hamesha ye Qualities hon chayie
Really missed you today. Just thought of telling you..
What's your name anyway!
Malika Sherawat Sexy SMS
Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia??
Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!
Police:How do u know he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do & how to do.
Birthday wish to Birth day boys :
Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe,
aur aapke ghum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia??
Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!
Police:How do u know he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do & how to do.
Birthday wish to Birth day boys :
Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe,
aur aapke ghum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.
Urdu Double Meaning SMS
GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.
Ek din mila wo muj se,
.
buja buja sa,
.
jhuka jhuka sa
.
Thaka thaka sa
.
Udasion me
.
Racha bassa sa
.
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Muje andaza ho gya k ga*doo m*th mar k aya ha'
Hamesha,
.
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
.
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
.
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
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Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
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Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"Kanjar kise di nai manda"
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.
Ek din mila wo muj se,
.
buja buja sa,
.
jhuka jhuka sa
.
Thaka thaka sa
.
Udasion me
.
Racha bassa sa
.
.
Muje andaza ho gya k ga*doo m*th mar k aya ha'
Hamesha,
.
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
.
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
.
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
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Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
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Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"Kanjar kise di nai manda"
Hindi Double Meaning Text SMS
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
.
Tumhara Mind kidhar hai??
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
.
Tumhara Mind kidhar hai??
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
Urdu Double Meaning Text SMS
Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?
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Think?
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Shopping:-)
Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
0r
Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.
Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
.
Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
.
Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-
Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai,
Dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi,
Is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai
ke is muskil waqt mein Hukumat ka sath den
.
.
.
Aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.
.
Think?
.
Shopping:-)
Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
0r
Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.
Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
.
Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
.
Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-
Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai,
Dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi,
Is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai
ke is muskil waqt mein Hukumat ka sath den
.
.
.
Aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.
Urdu Double Meaning Text SMS
SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,
Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??
.
1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
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.
Ki
.
.
Bhains Ka
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..
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.
Stupid I am playing table tennis.
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,
Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??
.
1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
.
.
Ki
.
.
Bhains Ka
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..
.
.
Stupid I am playing table tennis.
Urdu Double Meaning Text Collection
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
.
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
.
Akele Me Krna
.
.
.
NAAK SAAF ;->
.
Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
.
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
.
Akele Me Krna
.
.
.
NAAK SAAF ;->
.
Hamesha Ganda Sochna
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge
Double Meaning Hindi Text SMS
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.
BHARWA
.
.
BHARWA
.
.
BHARWA
.
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
.
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
.
Tum
.
Doosri Icecream Le Lena
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.
BHARWA
.
.
BHARWA
.
.
BHARWA
.
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
.
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
.
Tum
.
Doosri Icecream Le Lena
Double Meaning Urdu SMS Collection
Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
.
"Chapaati"
Think positive yar
Girl to riksha wal :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo
Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
.
"Chapaati"
Think positive yar
Girl to riksha wal :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo
Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai
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