Sexy Jokes in Hindi

Gabbar-Ye gaand mujhe de de thakur!
THAKUR- Dekh gabbar,haath tak to theek tha,
Magar ' BUND PANGA 'mujhe pasand nahin!

Sexy Jokes in Hindi

Condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
Bom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
Condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

Adult Double Meaning SMS Messages

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha

Adult Double Meaning SMS Messages

Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai
"Light chali gai hai"
"Aadmi bnaijo Replied"
complain officer: "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao"

Faraz Adult Poetry Collection

Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz
Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli


Farzana baji hogai hai kuch naraz
Wah Wah!!!
Farzana baji hogai hai kuch naraz
Q k
un k mammay daba k bhaag gaya hai Faraz.


Log to hamari Jaan ke itnay dushman hue Faraz.
Bathroom ke lotay mein Laal Mirchain daal gaye.


Airfreshner karne se kamre me khusbo to ho gayi "Faraz"
"Per" sawal to ab bhi wohi hai ke "Gas" kis ne chora tha.

Sonia Gandhi Funny SMS

After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha

Adult Double Meaning SMS Messages

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...

Sexy Jokes in Hindi

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Doc:mai hath ghusata hu, batana kaha hai.
Lala :andar aur andar aur aur andar,aur haan yahi.
Doc:bhosdike gale mein TONSIL hain.