Adult SMS in Hindi

"HUSBAND":
Darling, mujhey neend nahi aa rahi,
Thora sa SEX ho jaye?
.
"WIFE":
Maadarchod,
meri CHOOT me kya neend ki goliyaan bhari hui hain.


Girl: Aap k paas 12 inch ka condom hai?
Shopkeeper: Haan hai, kitne dun?
Girl: Mujhe nahi chahiye, ye condom jo bhi le,
usey mera Mobile number zarur dena.


1 Admi Guard se:
Pata hay May
Prime Minister k bohot close hun
Mujhe ander janay do!
Guard:
Sir G!
Tattay b L-n k bohot close hote hen,
Lekin ander nahi jate!