he said:
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Thank god,
its just a movie,
not real.
Teacher: Sabse jyada calcium kis cheez mein hota hai?
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Student: 18 saal ki ladki ke doodh mein, kunki uspe muh lagao to un hisso mein bhi jaan aa jati hai jaha HADDI nahi hoti.
Sardar: Mistri ji, Mazboot bed bana, mere bete ko uski bv par chadhna hai, kahi toot na jaye.
Mistri: Chinta na karo, aisa bed banaunga ki sara muhalla bhi bete ki bv par chadh jaye to bhi nahi tootega.
Girl: Tum boys girls mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy: It depends on whether the girl is coming or going.
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