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Adult Text Messages in Hindi

Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,
Wah..
Teri Aankho Mein Aansu Aur Chehre Pe Hasi Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Teri Lulli Zip Me Phasi Hai!



Sharabi Sex Kr Raha Tha. Ghalti Se Peeche Daal Diya
Biwi Boli: “O Ji Truck Ghalat Godam Me Ja Raha Hai”
Sharabi: “Saali Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Diesel Khatam Hogaya“



Pati: “Ye Lo Sara Din Rikshaw Chalaya,
400 Kamaya Aur 300 Ka Tail Lag Gaya”
Biwi: “Ye Lo Maine Aaj Ek Ghanta Kaam Kiya,
5000 Kamaya And Tel Bhi Usne Apna Lagaya“



Ek Baar Ek Angrejan (English Woman) Ne Punjabi Aurat Se Pucha
“What Is Your Daily Routine?”
Punjabi Woman: “Haye Behna Saada Ki Kahna,
Sara Din Chulley (Stove) Te,
Sari Raat Lulley Te“

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