Adult Sardar Jokes

sardar ki shadi hoi
suhag raat ko naukar se bola : may sex karounga aur tu light pakar kay rakhna.
sardar se sex shro kia aur bv se poocha maza aya
bv : nahi gee
sardar naukar se bola yeh light mujhay pakraow tum sex karo
phir uss ne bv se poocha : haan jaan aab maza aya ?
bv : haan aab maza araha hay
sardar ne naukar ko chamat mara aur kaaha
bharway kay bachay light aisay pakartay hain


Sardar:Can i touch ur Software?
Girl:First show me ur Hardware!
Sardar:Should i install it in ur System?
Girl:Cover it with Anti Virus & then Install


Sardarni:Im pregnant...
Sardar Jee:main tu England mai tha!
Sardarni:aap ki photo thi na mere paas!
Sardar:Jhoot mat bolo photo tu sirf kamar tak hi
thi...

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