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Funny New SMS Jokes

2010-06-30T23:48:00.000-07:00

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful... I look at you...
I... I...I'd rather
look at the moon again...

Life is like a chocolate cake, with fruits like me and nuts like you

If i get ur smile , i dont need flowerz . If i get ur voice , i dont need need music , if u speak 2 me , i dont need ne body , if u r my friend , i dont need da world .

Why do v close our eyez ven v pray , ven v cry , ven v dream , ven v kiss , Coz da most beautiful thingz in life r unseed & flet only by da Heart .

Hi, keep msging me and WIN exciting prizes. 1st Prize lots of luv. 2nd Prize longlasting friendship. 3rd Prize ? lifetime free stay in my heart

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!

Sweet candies are very nice to eat, Sweet words are easy to say, But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness... How did u find me ...??

A friend is sweet when its new?.but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in july? I have seen things u only imagine to see? But I haven?t seen anything sweeter than u.

Keep checking back, more new SMS messages will be added soon

Short?sms Jokes

2010-06-30T23:44:00.000-07:00

The longest sentence known to man: "I do." p>

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Born Free........Taxed to Death

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

Funny SMS?and?SMS Jokes

2010-06-30T23:39:00.000-07:00

When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!

I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me. You cry...I cry. You laugh..I laugh. You jump out of the window...I...I...I...look down and then I laugh again.

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

You know what I pray to God everyday in the morning that everyone gets a friend like you. Why should only I suffer?

I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful. I look at you..I....I...I'd rather look at the stars again!

Those innocent eyes..Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk..Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...Thats enough about me..How are you?

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

If your face had "Welcome" written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

it goes in dry, it comes out wet, t
he stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me,
not what u think
- teabag

U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet? UR 100%nice??? and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

Funny SMS Jokes

2010-06-30T23:34:00.000-07:00

You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

?What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed

?Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

SMS Jokes

2010-06-30T23:29:00.001-07:00

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................]

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

SMS Jokes

2010-06-30T23:29:00.000-07:00

Double Meaning SMS Text Messages

2010-06-14T05:38:00.002-07:00

Pehle gale se lagao,
Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao,
Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia,
to pamper badlo

Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
laga..

kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

Sonia Gandhi Funny SMS

2010-06-14T05:38:00.001-07:00

After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha

Double Meaning Messages

2010-06-14T05:37:00.000-07:00

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

Husband Wife Funny SMS

2010-06-14T05:36:00.000-07:00

Some Basic Rules

1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye

KHABAR

2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH

3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye

PAIR

4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF

5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!

Funny Double Meaning Text Messages

2010-06-14T05:35:00.000-07:00

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

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Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . .

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G karta hai k aj Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ... Aap ki

GA
GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...

Adult Double Meaning SMS Messages

2010-06-14T05:33:00.000-07:00

Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai
"Light chali gai hai"
"Aadmi bnaijo Replied"
complain officer: "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao"

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...

Double Meaning Text Messages

2010-06-14T05:32:00.001-07:00

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
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Think..
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Think..
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Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
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Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
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NAAK SAAF
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Hamesha Ganda Sochna

Funny Double Meaning SMS

2010-06-14T05:31:00.002-07:00

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere 200 msg aur free hain

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

Double Meaning Text Messages

2010-06-14T05:31:00.001-07:00

Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.
Team main hamesha ye Qualities hon chayie

Really missed you today. Just thought of telling you..
What's your name anyway!

Malika Sherawat Sexy SMS

2010-06-14T05:30:00.001-07:00

Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia??

Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!
Police:How do u know he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do & how to do.

Birthday wish to Birth day boys :
Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe,
aur aapke ghum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.

Urdu Double Meaning SMS

2010-06-14T05:28:00.002-07:00

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.

Ek din mila wo muj se,
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buja buja sa,
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jhuka jhuka sa
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Thaka thaka sa
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Udasion me
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Racha bassa sa
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Muje andaza ho gya k ga*doo m*th mar k aya ha'

Hamesha,
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Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
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Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
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Apne alfaz me baat kro.
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Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
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Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"Kanjar kise di nai manda"

Hindi Double Meaning Text SMS

2010-06-14T05:28:00.001-07:00

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
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Tumhara Mind kidhar hai??

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

Urdu Double Meaning Text SMS

2010-06-14T05:27:00.001-07:00

Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?
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Think?
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Shopping:-)

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
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Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
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Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-

Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai,
Dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi,
Is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai
ke is muskil waqt mein Hukumat ka sath den
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Aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.

Urdu Double Meaning Text SMS

2010-06-14T05:25:00.000-07:00

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,
Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??
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1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
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Ki
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Bhains Ka

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..
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Stupid I am playing table tennis.

Urdu Double Meaning Text Collection

2010-06-14T05:24:00.000-07:00

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
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Uff Abi Nhi Krona
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Akele Me Krna
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NAAK SAAF ;->
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Hamesha Ganda Sochna

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Kuch log thodi der karte hainâ€¦.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota haiâ€¦.
unkaâ€¦
Mobile Charge

Double Meaning Hindi Text SMS

2010-06-14T05:22:00.000-07:00

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.

BHARWA
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BHARWA
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BHARWA
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BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
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BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:
Tum
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Tum
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Doosri Icecream Le Lena

Pashto Ghazal SMS Message

2010-06-14T05:21:00.000-07:00

Sok da Akhtar da para Zan joravi,
Sok panjedare sok Botaan joravi.

Da cha sengar v tar sahara jari,
Sok tar pa tar sere Grewan joravi.

Sok shonde sre lasona sra garza v,
Sok naray poze la Pezwaan joravi.

Der bewatana armani da watan,
Da tarmo ohko Cheraghan jora v.

Mong badqismata khpal Naseb jaravi,
Qismat khwarah da Yar Zulfan jorawe.

Sok pa sangal da yar khobona kavi,
KHIYAL tasverona da Janan jorawe.

Allama Iqbal Poetry Message for Muslim Generation

2010-06-14T05:18:00.000-07:00

Zinda qu'at thi jahan main yehi Tauheed kabhi
Aaj kya hai? faqat ik masla-e-ilm-e-kalaam
Qaum kya cheez hai, qaumon ki immamat kya hai
Iss ko kya samjhain ye becharey dou rakat kay Imaam

Dil hai Musalman tera na mera
Tu bhi namazi, main bhi namazi
Main janta hun anjaam uss ka
Jis maarkey main Mullah ho ghazi

Ajab nahin kay Khuda tak teri rasai ho
Teri nigah say hai poshida aadmi ka muqaam
Teri namaz main baqi na jalal hai, na jamal
Teri azan main nahin meri seher ka paigham

Love Short Text Messages in Urdu

2010-06-14T05:16:00.000-07:00

kabhi lafaz bhol jaon kabhi bat bhol jaon
tujhy is qadar chahon k apni zat bhol jaon
uth k tere pas se jo main chal don
jate howe khud ko tere pas bhol jaon

hum itna ziada izhare-muhabat is lye nahe karte
suna hai barasne k bad badlon ki ehmiyat nahe rehti

kitni mushkil se Muhabat ka hova hai aaghaaz
kerwatein leti hai kiun khwahish-e-anjaam abhi

bheja tha use chupke sy bus eik hi gulab faraz
magar khushbo ne shehar bhar me tamasha bna dia

Cricket Jokes Collection

2010-06-12T01:27:00.000-07:00

The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.
"We'll win, we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"But, we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.

Q : Why Mhd.kaif wasn't get any chance eventhough having enough potential ?
A : Because he is from Luck 'no'

Funny Cricket SMS Messages

2010-06-12T01:26:00.002-07:00

1 over me kitne balls feke jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN ofcourse!!!

How to kill a LION
by Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,......

Q. What's the Indian version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Cricket Jokes Collection

2010-06-12T01:26:00.001-07:00

Once there was a cricket match going on. A batsmen played a powerful shot, which was played with such a power that the crashed into the cage of hens.
A hen asked another "from where this ball came"
the other one replied "I think the hens in our neighbor are performing very well today."

A batsman was hitting a lot on a bowler than the bowler said to his captain now watch I will just confuse him when he bowled the batsman hit a 4 & his captain said really he was confused that whether to hit a 6 or 4 !!!

The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket. "But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils

The sarcastic bowler was disgusted by several of the umpire's decisions.
'Have you got a minute?' he asked.
'Yes,' said the umpire. 'Well, tell me all you know about cricket.'

The bowler had a dreadful match, which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'
The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'

The bowler was up against a stonewaller who never moved his bat. Every ball either hit the bat or passed harmlessly by, no stroke being offered.
The bowler turned to the umpire. 'Is he out if he doesn't move his bat?'
'No,' said the umpire. 'But he will be if he does!'

In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the drinks was gone!'

Funny Cricket Jokes

2010-06-12T01:25:00.000-07:00

Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha
Meri Bowl Ko No Ball Keh Diya..!

In A Cricket Ground..

Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?

Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Funny Ganguly SMS

2010-06-12T01:24:00.002-07:00

Nagma boli kem chhey kem chhey kem chhey
Dada bole eim chhey eim chhey eim chhey
runs nahin bante hain matches mein
arrey yeh to game chhey game
chhey game chhey game chhey
Jab ball ko maine dekha aur dekh ke maara shot
sneak liya ball ne aur ho gaya main caught
last time tha score less than 10
aur is baar bhi same chhey same chhey
same chhey same chhey
Jab fielding ki thi baari to chhode maine catch
mere kaaran hi India ne haare itne match
khelta hoon itna ghatiya par mujhko
aati nahin shame chhey shame
chhey shame chhey shame chhey

Shahid Afridi Funny SMS

2010-06-12T01:24:00.001-07:00

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila do.
Next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend
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Why??
.
Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai..
.
Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk Legi..!!??...

Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to MS Dhoni, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”.

Cricket SMS Jokes

2010-06-12T01:23:00.001-07:00

Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.

Dhoni (crying): Mama main ne bhi worldcup khelna hai,
Mama: Beta tum abhi bache ho, ye baron ka kaam hai,
Dhoni: Mama Papa bhi to khel rahe hain,
Mama: Beta wo bade hain,
Dhona: Lakin warm up match main main ne unhe haraya tha,
Mama: Beta wo warm up tha, issi lye Papa khudi har gye the,

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Cong Pakistan won 2009 T20 Worldcup
Boom Boom Afridi
Pakistan Zindabaad

Shahid Afridi Funny SMS

2010-06-12T01:22:00.000-07:00

Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend
.
Why??
.
Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai..
.
Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk Legi..!!??...

Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.
Obama: Kyun?
Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila do.
Next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Pakistan India Cricket SMS

2010-06-12T01:21:00.002-07:00

hey indian Dua maango ajj Pakistan JEET jaye
Warna
India Champion Trophy se bahi ho jaye ga..

30 September 2009
Historical Moments
When indians pray for Pakistan victory against Australia

Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dhoni Yaar!.

Cricket Jokes in Hindi

2010-06-12T01:21:00.001-07:00

Le jaye gain, Le jaye gain,
Trophy ham he le jaye gain,
Reh jaye gain, Reh jaye gain
indian dekhte reh jaye gain,,,

Dhoni: Mama aaj aap ne mujhe plate mein chaye (tea) kiun di ?
.
Dhoni ki mama: Kiun k cup aap k papa la gaye hain . . .

TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue:
Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS bohot hai, SHORT nahi lag rahe..?
Wife: Badhve Abhi isi PITCH pr AFRIDI Century maar k gaya hai.

Faraz Cricket SMS Poetry

2010-06-12T01:20:00.000-07:00

Champion Trophy main Faraz kaha chup rehne wale the,
Arz karte hain,
.
Log to jeet ke khush hote hain Faraz,

Ham ne haar ke bhi india ki waat laga di,,

Kon bechari bane gi Shahid Afridi ki girlfriend Faraz,
Suna hai wo 2, 2 litter Dhoodh peeta hai,

Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Di Faraz
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho,
Wo No Bal keh kar chali gyi

IPL Cricket Jokes Collection

2010-06-12T01:19:00.000-07:00

What brand would the Chennai and Punjab team promote if they took off their pants?
Cocks and Kings!

So mandira comes to the show with hair all ruffled leaving her commentator colleagues a little surprised. She however mantains a dignified silence. When asked she said it was nothing, just a big gayle!

What does Shane Warne do after the matches?
Everything!

If the romantic jodi of SRK, Ganguly and Buchanan were made into a movie, what would it be called?
Buchana(n) Yeh Haaseeno

Sania Mirza and Shoib Malik Text SMS

2010-06-12T01:18:00.002-07:00

Ye keh kar india ne pakistan ka pani khol dya faraz,
Ke ham larki ke susral ka pani tak nahi peetay,
GEO Shoib Malik

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kye the faraz,
Sania Mirza ne to pura india reject kar dya,
Weldone Shoib

Sania Mirz aur Shoib Malik ki Jori kaisi rahe gi?
Plz Reply

Sania and Shoaib SMS Messages

2010-06-12T01:18:00.001-07:00

Ye baat mujhe 2 din se sone nahi de rahi faraz,
.
Ke Shoaib aur Sania ke bache Cricket Star bane gain, ya Tenis Star?

Sania Mirza Biography (Bhabi)
Birth Date: 15 Nov 1986
Birth Place: Mumbai, India
Residence: Hydrabad, India
Nationality: INDIA
Height: 5'7 1/2" (1.53m)
Weight: 130 lbs. (59kg)
Plays: Right Handed (Double Handed Backhand)
Favourite Surface: Hard
Coach: C.G.K. Bhupathi
Age Began Tennis: 6
Personal Interests: Swimming, Music
Other Information: Ambition in tennis: To be in the Top 20 of the World.
Favourite player: Steffi Graf

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..
.
Mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon

Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza Wedding Jokes

2010-06-12T01:17:00.001-07:00

Shoaib Malik aur Imran Khan Ne Ye Sabit Kar Diya Faraz,
Bachi Chahay India Ki Ho Ya UK Ki,
Phansany Ki Maharat Hum Pakistani Rakhtay Hain.

Shoaib Malik Sania Mirza Se Shadi Kar K Usay Pakistan La Raha Hai.

Mein Bhi Soch Raha Hon K Ab Katrina Ko Bhi Le Aaon.

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.
Kyon K Hum Larkay Walay Hain.
GEO Shoaib Malik

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son’s Name? ? ?
So Simple Yaar ” DHANIYA “

I wisH To BE HeR HuSBAnd.
SHe IS GorGeous.
No Body CaN MARrY Her As Long As I m AliVe.lolz

Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik Funny Jokes

2010-06-12T01:16:00.002-07:00

Sania Se Shadi K Chakkar Main Woh Itna Khush Hai Faraz.
.
.
Shayad Woh Janta Nahi K
.
Spinner Ko Kabhi OPENING Nahi Milti.

AB TO aISA LAGTA HAI FARAZ...
K
SANIA MIRZA KO SHOAIB MALIK SE PHELE...
.
MEDIA WALE CHOoD DENGE

Ye zarrori nahi, ke jiss ki shakal yateemo jaisi ho,
Usse acha rishta nahi milta,
-Shoaib Malik-

Cricket Jokes SMS in English

2010-06-12T01:16:00.001-07:00

The cricket fan had dragged his wife and child along to the ground to watch the local side .
He watched with interest, but they were plainly bored and shifted uncomfortably in their seats.
The child brightened and turned to the mother.
'They just shouted 'Over', she said.
'I know.' replied her mother, wearily, 'but don't take any notice. It goes on and on and on.'

The cricket enthusiast would travel any distance to watch a match-nothing could keep him from the game he loved. One day, a friend met him and said, 'You're looking a bit down.'
'The wife said she's s going to divorce me.'
'What grounds?'
'Oh, Headingly, Edgbaston, Lord s .

Back in the pavilion, the batsman was talking to a team mate. 'I can't understand it,' he said 'The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out. His friend looked sympathetic. 'Sometimes they go by sound.'

The batsman was out first ball. On the long walk back to the pavilion he had to pass the incoming batsman, a supercilious rival. 'Hard luck, old man,' smirked the newcomer. 'Yes. It's a shame I had to be right in the middle of a hat trick

Indian Cricket Jokes SMS in Hindi

2010-06-12T01:15:00.001-07:00

Aasma ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye?,
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye?,
Aasma ko dharti pe lane wala chahiye?,
jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye?,
Arey koi samjhao, India ko??,
cricket match mein jitane wala chahiye

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. ?

An American Says: Our dogs are so well trained that they can detect bombs planted any where.
A Japnese says: Our fish can play football.
A Canadian says: Our Dolphins can carry humans and swim.
The Indian says: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai.
Hamare to GADHE bhi CRICKET WORLD CUP khelte hain

Cricket Jokes on Pakistani Cricket Team

2010-06-12T01:09:00.002-07:00

Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
Ke Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot!

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi.

Cool SMS

2010-06-12T01:09:00.001-07:00

phulon mein haseen gulab hai
Husn ke saath zaruri sharab hai
Duniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai
Agar koi tumse mere bare mein puchhe to kehna wo lajawab hai

Barshon k mousam main
Tum ko yad kerne ki
aadatain parani hain
Ab ki bar socha hai
aadatain badal dalein
phir khayal aaya k
Aadatain badalne se
barishein kab ruktee

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili..................
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

Cools SMS Messages

2010-06-12T01:08:00.001-07:00

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left

When we sigh about our problems,
they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.
But when we laugh about them...
they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes!
Have a bubbly life .

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

Cool SMS Collection

2010-06-12T01:05:00.002-07:00

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

I m feeling so happy,
do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky,
do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

Cool Messages

2010-06-12T01:05:00.001-07:00

7 RULES TO BE HAPPY.....
1. Never hate.....
2. Don't worry.....
3. Live simple.....
4. Expect a little.....
5. Give a lot.....
6. Always smile.....
7. Have a person like me who always remember you ..

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that loves you.
Please don't hurt my heart.
Ilove you somuch .

Cool SMS Collection

2010-06-12T01:01:00.002-07:00

The Biggest mystry of Maths:
1000s of years passed ,
millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formulae Made but still........ ‘
x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!

Mohabat main sar ko jhuka dena koi mushkil nahi
Roshan soraj bhi chand ki khatir doob jata hay

People Are Not Beautiful,
As They Look, As They Walk, As They Wear.
People Are Beautiful,
As They Love, As They Are Sincere,
As They Care, As They Share.. !!

Cool Messages Collection

2010-06-12T01:01:00.001-07:00

Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.

atif aslam; aab toh adaat si hay mujh ko.
Kareena; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko.
atif; mohaabat ki adaat ho gae ha.
Kareena;sach kaha aab to mujhey bhi adaat ho gae hay.
lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together,
aab to adaat si ha mujh ko.

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

Cool Text Messages

2010-06-12T00:59:00.000-07:00

"DUA"hai k apki dunya me koi"GHUM"na ho
''DUA"hai k apki"MUSKAN" kbi"KAM"na ho
Agr kbi apki palkon pe"ANSU"ayen to
"DUA"hai k uski wjha kbi "HUM"na hon...

Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE;
Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr ---
Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

Dua SMS Message

2010-06-12T00:58:00.000-07:00

DUAON-
k Phool hum
Apke Nam
karty hen;
Apki
Muskrahton ko
-Salam-
karty hen;
Ban Jay
Apki Zindagi
Nematon se
-JANNAT-
Yeh -DUA-
Hum
Subha Shaam
krte hain;

Miss me
When u smell any rose
Miss me
When u taste any sweet
Miss me
When u look at the moon
But plz
“Dont Miss” me
when you raise your hands 4 prayer…

HUM AAP KE ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,
“DIL“
“JAAN“
“MOHABBAT“
“KHUSHI“
“HANSI“
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???
AAP KI MUSKURAHAT

Cool Text Messages

2010-06-12T00:57:00.000-07:00

In main se koi ek cheez select karen:
.
1. Hathora
2. Handle
3. Gun
4. Pipe
5. Tube
6. Mike
7. Rod
8. Danda
9. Joota
10. Chappal
.
Aur Apnay sir pe maar len.
Shukriya.

Pyar Pyar Pyar

Pyar Pyar Pyar

Pyar Pyar Pyar

Pyar Pyar Pyar

Dekha!
Kitna Pyaar bhara msg kya hai tumko.

Kisi aur ne kabhi bheja kya?

Jaan-e-Jan tum kaho to Taaray torr k le aaon.
Jaan-e-Wafa ishara karo to Hawaon k rukh morr don.
Jaan-e-Tamanna ik baar kaho ye Jaan tum par waar don.
Usne meri aankhon main jhaankha aur
Dheeray se boli:
.
.
.
"C H H O R U"

Cool Text Messages Collection in English

2010-06-12T00:55:00.000-07:00

Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
B with me wen i’m Sad,
Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick,
Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die!
Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

It feels nice when some1 misses u,
feels good when some1 loves u.
feels better when some1’s with u.
But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U,
I ALWAYS DO!

Christmas SMS

2010-06-12T00:46:00.000-07:00

Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you.

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Birthday SMS

2010-06-12T00:45:00.001-07:00

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.a..

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

May all your days be filled with memories and flowers
friendship and happy hours.HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Messages

2010-06-12T00:44:00.000-07:00

May your life be filled with colours
An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Happy Birthday F-R-I-E-N-D ;) :

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Birthday SMS

2010-06-12T00:43:00.000-07:00

From Morning Till Night,
May Ur B'day Be Bright & Nicer
Than Ever Be4 & As Years Come & Go
May Ur Happiness Grow & Ur Dreams Be Fulfilled Even More

EpPy B'dAy (:

I'm So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many

Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes

I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter

On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things

In Life Always Come

Ur Way Happy Birthday!

Birthday Message For Son

2010-06-12T00:42:00.002-07:00

I'm So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I'm So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You'll Always Be My Little Boy.

Birthday Message For Mother

2010-06-12T00:42:00.001-07:00

You Are The Best Mom In The World.

I'm So Grateful That I Have You As A Mom.

Thanks For Always Believing In Me.

Happy Birthday To My Favorite Mommy.

Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me.

Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother.

Happy Birthday Mum.

Birthday Message for Husband

2010-06-12T00:41:00.003-07:00

My Love For You

Grows And Grows

With Each

Passing Year.

Happy Birthday

To The

Love Of

My Life.

Happy Birthday Daughter

2010-06-12T00:41:00.001-07:00

No Matter How

Many Birthdays

Come And Go,

You'll Always

Be My Little Girl.

Happy Birthday Daughter.

Happy BirthDay Wish Messages

2010-06-12T00:40:00.002-07:00

One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Messages

2010-06-12T00:40:00.001-07:00

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except,
with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper,
zabardast,
xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas,
Birthday mubarak ho

Birthday SMS Collection

2010-06-12T00:39:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day .......

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ...
SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS.
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes

I send to you warm wishes,
That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness,
You have always given me.
Wish you Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Text SMS

2010-06-12T00:38:00.000-07:00

It's nice to work for someone who knows
the secret to being a good manager...
being a good person.
Happy Birthday boss,
keep up the good work.

Side by side or miles apart
True friends are always close to your heart
Whether you're turning five or fifty-three
You know that I'm a true friend because you're here beside me
I'm here, right now, on your special day
So lets give a cheer for you, hip, hip, hooray!

meri jaan mubarak ho aapko ye; din jab jab ye mubarak din ayegi, tab tab me ye is khuda ko sukriya kahungi ;
kyun ke isdin ko banaya gaya to he mere liye, aapko jamin pe uttara gaya he mere liye,
To ye din mubarak ho mujhe aur us dil ko jo aapki to he par dhadakta he mere liye.

Happy Birthday Messages

2010-06-12T00:37:00.000-07:00

Am so blessed to hv a frnd like u
ths cums wid many loving thoughts n warm wishes
i send to u,
may ur day be filled wid laughter ,
on ths special day may the finest thngs in life always cum ur way..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Tring Tring!
hello…
Inbox Kholo
Ap K Liey Phool Bhejey Hain
.
.
.
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@

Jo ap ko kehny aaye hain
“HAPPY B’DAY” !!!

There couldn’t be a Better time
to Wish Nice Time Things for U,
.
Beginning with a Birthday
that’s Happy all day through
.
And after that, the very best
of Luck n Health n cheer,
.
And everything it takes to make
a Very Happy Year

” HAPPY BIRTHDAY “

English Birthday Greetings

2010-06-12T00:36:00.000-07:00

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
.
.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
.
.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

Sindhi SMS, Balochi SMS, Saraiki SMS

2010-06-12T00:33:00.002-07:00

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi, Saraiki Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Pakistan main Jahan dekho Punjabi hi hoty hain
Kyon???

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya tey Hunay puch ke aya.

Balochi SMS

2010-06-12T00:33:00.001-07:00

Roch Atkagan Nach o Sohbatani,
Beyaret Shoma Kechi Dohlian,,

Haalo Halo kanet Halke Dukhtaran,
Beyaret Shoma India e Nachgran,,

Chopet Daanechk o Mehlabaan,
Beyaret Shoma Kohee Ennia,,

Dozzokeye Shapen Jenekan,
Beyaret Shoma Sarbazi Bashaandage,,

Banoor Kanet Balochistana Mani,
Beyaret Shoma Tumpi Sargwapi,,

Balochi SMS Message

2010-06-12T00:32:00.002-07:00

Piss = mani cho enbarii chakkas a tara 90% number yaaragi int
Chuk = na mani peh ma enbari 100% number yaaran'
Piss = bacha parcha goun man droug bandagae?
Chuk = piss ishiye bendaat kayaa kotag?

Balochi SMS Poetry

2010-06-12T00:32:00.001-07:00

Kadi baleet mani aajooee-a-dil-e-dariya,
A maoj haaheeria maah-e-darwari nagoshaan.
Dila do bahr bekan aachesheet-o-daag bedant,
Choshein talab kashshein aadara Chaakari nagoshaan.
Ata bejazm ke duniya-o-deen-e-saudagar,
Pakeera peer goshan shaira wali nagoshan

O'kapot sabzein beya benend jala ,
Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baalaâ€¦.,
Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala,
Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan.
Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala,
Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala,
Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala,
Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.
Sir wati misk-o-zaperan shoshta,
Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta,
Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta,
Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta.
Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta,
Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista,
A habar pesha dushminan gowashta,
Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.

Balochi Poetry SMS Messages

2010-06-12T00:31:00.000-07:00

Jagaein naach-o-sobat-o-changein,

Jagaein chars-o-warmer-o-bangein,

Jagaein kaip-o-majlis-o-rangein,

Jagaein laap-e-haatira jangein.

Kasein shaeint-o-shahr-e-sirtajein,

Kasein pa naani chunda-e-maotajein,

Kasein dust pa pindaga derajein,

gaish terein shahra chamcha-e-raajein.

Balochi Messages

2010-06-12T00:29:00.002-07:00

Laat-e-a shahra sirmyakaran,

Laat-e-see rocha nishta bekaran,

Laat-e-astan ke motara sawaran,

Laat-e-Bazara piyadaga waran.

Nazimabad-o-Gulshan Iqbala,

Nok ba maadi saal pa saala,

Log-e-purrant cha milkat-o-maala,

Saisada zeeran a gud-e-waala.

Baloch SMS

2010-06-12T00:29:00.001-07:00

Kowan tirein jaaga shahra Lyariein,

Her kuja charan gujn-o-waariein,

Proshtaga road ke gand kaariein,

Man nazanana ke kai myaariein.

Mard-o-jan yak ja laib gowaziaan,

Laat-e-gon kaada dust baaziaan,

Chizokein mulla-o-numaaziaan,

Chon mana laat-e-naam-e-Qaziaan.

Balochi Poetry

2010-06-12T00:28:00.004-07:00

Sir wati misk-o-zaperan shoshta,

Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta,

Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta,

Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta.

Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta,

Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista,

A habar pesha dushminan gowashta,

Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.

Balochi SMS Messages

2010-06-12T00:28:00.003-07:00

O'kapot sabzein beya benend jala ,

Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baalaâ€¦.,

Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala,

Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan.

Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala,

Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala,

Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala,

Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.

Balochi SMS Poetry

2010-06-12T00:28:00.001-07:00

Balochi SMS Poetry Collection

2010-06-12T00:27:00.001-07:00

ASCII SMS

2010-06-12T00:26:00.002-07:00

9 .*7″9″7*.7*”7″9*. 7
97* I7 M7I9S7S 7*9
79 “7*7.9 9U7 9.*7″
9″7*7.7*9″7
Press:Edit
& delete all 7&9.
Its really an art so just do it

(_),,~.____
“\;/” :. : :.)’\
!,!,!”"^!,!,!”

Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p

ASCII Funny SMS

2010-06-12T00:26:00.001-07:00

********************
********************
********************

******THE END******

You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per”

;****;
o( @..@ )o
“(—)”
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

God Bless You SMS

2010-06-12T00:25:00.002-07:00

\ ! /
-M I- Day
/ ! \

+ + +
+ ( * + Night
+ + +

, , , ,
, , , , Rain
/ / /

anytime

anywhere

u'll b in my
PRAYERS

God bless u
Gud Morng

ASCII SMS

2010-06-12T00:25:00.001-07:00

.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain

nahe,

Nahi

.-""-.
(")( '; ' )(")
( . )
to aayein cham cham kheln

ASCII SMS Collection

2010-06-12T00:24:00.002-07:00

/\ " ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
( ' ; ' ) ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(,,)(,,) ,," ,, " ,, " ,,
OOooo....Sardi.

"HAPPY"

"WINNTER SEASON

Enjoy the winter...!

Toilet Jane Se Pehle...
.(',').
/(___)
\ ./ \_
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad...
.('.').
/()\
_/\.
Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum....;-D ;-P ;->

ASCII Message

2010-06-12T00:24:00.001-07:00

Chand nzr aya?
( ':' )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr dykho!
(': ' )
(")(")
Nai?
Udhr?
( ':')
(")(")
Nai?
( ':' )
(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)

ASCII Messages

2010-06-12T00:23:00.004-07:00

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH
YE Bhai Ka SMS Hai Bhidu....

|______|____
| |
| " 0
| /|\ pahnasi
| |
| JL
|
|
yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
.
.
latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
.
.
ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?

;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Latest ASCII Messages

2010-06-12T00:23:00.003-07:00

She is Basanti
@

JL
@

JL
@

JL
she will Not dance.Coz Basanti bandar ke
samne nahi nachti….

Knock knock…
Any1 there?
Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u…
()”””() @
( ‘(;)’ ) @@@
(,,)=(”‘)–

ASCII SMS Collection

2010-06-12T00:23:00.001-07:00

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH

YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....

Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye

~"~
("!")
>-(^)-<
| |
^ ^

Good Morning

;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

ASCII SMS Collection

2010-06-12T00:21:00.000-07:00

___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms

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´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
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*/*¨¨¨¨,…)!))!)…..,(
“,¨¨¨¨_)–“–“——/_.

I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

ASCII Text Collection

2010-06-12T00:20:00.000-07:00

.-”"-.
( ‘;’ )
(,,)(,,)
Kya Apko Meri YÄD A Rhi Hy

Nhi

.-”"-.
(”)( ‘; ‘ )
‘ (,,)
Esa Theper Prega Na,Sb Kch YÄD Ajayga

Chand nzr aya?
( ‘:’ )Nai?
(”)(”)
Edhr dykho!
(’: ‘ )
(”)(”)
Nai?
Udhr?
( ‘:’)
(”)(”)
Nai?
( ‘:’ )
(”)(”).chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)

_/L_
( ,”)Safety
_¤_
(”, )Blessings
_*_
(”, )Peace
_@_
( ,”)Happiness
_Ä_
(”, )Good Life
_Ö_
( ,”)Good Health
May All This Be Yours 4ever

Anniversary SMS Messages

2010-06-12T00:19:00.002-07:00

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary.

2010-06-12T00:19:00.001-07:00

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary Lover!

I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary Lover!

Happy Anniversary SMS

2010-06-12T00:18:00.002-07:00

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You"re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Anniversary SMS Messages

2010-06-12T00:18:00.001-07:00

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Anniversary Messages

2010-06-12T00:17:00.002-07:00

We've had our ups and downs,
This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

Anniversary SMS Collection

2010-06-12T00:17:00.001-07:00

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.

The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...

Anniversary Day Messages

2010-06-12T00:16:00.000-07:00

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary Lover!

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Happy Anniversary Text Messages

2010-06-12T00:06:00.000-07:00

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Anniversary

Angry SMS

2010-06-11T23:45:00.002-07:00

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

New Angry SMS

2010-06-11T23:45:00.001-07:00

Jise Muhabbat na ho, use ahsas nahi hota
Ek chehra har ek k liye khas nahi hota
Koi agar nazron se dur ho to wo dur nahi
Dur to wo hai jo dil k pas nahi hota

Aaj phir kisi ne pocha k tumara hansta hua chehra udas q hai
Barasti aankhon main pyas q hai
Jinki nazron main tum kuch b nahin
Wo tumara leye itna khaas q hain.....

Wo khatam qaid ki miyad bhi nai karta
Magar main zehmat-e-faryad bhi nai karta
Kbhi kbhi wo mjhy itan yad ata hy
Main zid may aa k usey yad bhi nai karta

Dil ka haal batana nahi aata
Kisi ko aisy tarpana nahi aata
Sunna chahty hain ek baar aawaz aap ki
Magar baat karny ka bahana nahi aata!